“do your homework”
“clean your room”
“go outside”
“be productive”
“hang out with your friends”
“Stop posting this gif every week”
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“Let’s face it, we have different ecological niches, different behavioral patterns, we are reproductively isolated, basically different species.”
“I think assortative mating is the best for us right now.”
“It’s not you, it’s not me, it’s natural selection.”
“Your gametes will never fuse with mine no matter how hard you tried.”
“You just have mechanical issues.”
“We are mechanically incompatible.”
“It’s best if your alleles aren’t passed on to the next generation.”
“Our gametes will never meet.”
“It would be an insult to Darwin and Wallace.”
“do your homework”
“clean your room”
“go outside”
“be productive”
“hang out with your friends”
“Stop posting this gif every week”
This is why we need bookstores…
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Never booking at Expedia again. No one else should too. They misrepresent their prices, in this case for the hotels, not adding in the Extra Guest Fee per night to the average rate per night seen during the search. The Extra Guest Fee only shows up when you are filling up forms, which shouldn’t be the case. It is the norm to have the total per night charges next to the hotel name during the search. Isn’t the whole point of filling up the number of guests at the side so that you can see the room price for that number of people? Moreover, the presentation of the breakdown, the way it was on the side and not in a bigger font was inappropriate to its importance, especially in comparison to the amount of space they had. The site’s obvious goal is to mislead its customers into thinking that they have cheaper prices when it really isn’t. So screw, Expedia. Never ever going there again. Just wanted everyone else to know to prevent this crap from happening to anyone else. Follow the garden gnome of Travelocity or something instead.